Friday, June 22, 2007

Not all that shocking

Online Dating

How nice that they were kind enough to tell me exactly why I received this rating. Apparently my liberal use of "ass", "suck", "shit" and "crappy" isn't to their liking.

I wonder if, after typing them above, I've bumped myself up to an R rating?

Why is it that all of a sudden I feel like I'm performing a George Carlin bit?

Updated: Erin was kind enough to explain that NC-17 is actually worse than R. Shows how many movies I've been to since they developed those new categories, huh? So, as Erin and I are proud to admit, there's nowhere else to go from here. We're at the rock bottom of the smut-o-meter for blogs. Wahoo!

13 comments:

Erin said...

OOH! I'm so excited - yours is the only other one I've seen so far that's an nc-17. I'm sure there will be others, but all I've seen is G and PG! What the fuck!?

FYI - NC-17 is worse than R. For R, under 17's can go w/ an adult. NC-17 means no under 17's whatsoever. I don't think we have anywhere to go from here.

I'm really sorry about your BFN. Somehow I was sure it was going to happen for you. I don't blame you one bit for skipping your beta. If they really need the data, they can get your blood next time you're there, but you sure as hell shouldn't have to pay for it.

Caro said...

I'm collecting the words needed to get this rating...

Michelle said...

That's hilarious! Fortunately, I'm old enough to handle your potty mouth. :)

The Town Criers said...

What about X? Do they have an X rating? I'm fairly certain that I don't want to know what my blog is rated. I think my liberal use of the phrase, "by fuck!" will do me in...

Sticky Bun said...

Nice! I somehow managed to sidestep the NC-17..and R even. They put me at PG. How wholesome... :-)

Nearlydawn said...

Oh man, you are my hero! I want to be like you when my blog grows up. LOL I love it.

I wonder if it rates your comments along with the blogs. You'd think after all the BFN's we would ALL have NC-17 for the number of times F*ck shows up! LOL

KarenO said...

I'm sorry about your BFN, HUGS! The only reason I got a PG 13 is because my blog hasn't been around long enough for me to collect the words needed for a stricter rating! lol

Changing Expectations said...

How funny. For me, I was hoping to achieve at least an adult rating, but only got a G. I guess that I am going to have to amp it up a bit!

In and Out of Luck said...

How did your blog get "rated?" Is there some central authority for this blog stuff?

Karen said...

I have an R rating. For using the words "pain" and "hurt" repeatedly. What kind of crap is that? I rarely curse, and I never even use the word "dildo-cam"!!

Inconceivable said...

I knew I envied you ... I'm going to say shit, sex and vagina more times than you can be able to count from now on. I just may start throwing random vaginas and penis's in sentences to up my rating!

Hez said...

Impressive! I'm at a G, but that's really not surprising. Off to go to take notes on raising mine :)

Laura, the (reluctant) baroness said...

I was pissed to find out I was a PG-13; they were offended by saying "heck" and "crap" or something ridiculous like that. I'm going to up my fuck-factor so I can get a NC-17 too :)