Saturday, June 30, 2007

The Sunday Funnies

After that last long and angst-ridden post, I knew I had to lighten it up a bit. As promised, I managed to dig up a couple IF-related jokes. Goodness knows we could all use a LAUGH about this topic now and then!

Joke #1:

Q - How does an RE like his eggs?

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A - Over 20mm!


Joke #2:

Q - Why did the RE cross the road?

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A - Because there was an affluent, infertile woman in her 30s on the other side.


Joke #3:

Q - Why does it take 50 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

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A - Because they won't ask for directions either!

If you guys know of more, please put them in your comments and I'll add to this master list. :-)

6 comments:

Miss K said...

you are killing me . . your blog is so fabulous at keeping it real. thanks for visiting mine the other day.

Kate said...

That sperm joke is HILARIOUS!

In and Out of Luck said...

That is funny. And I just read the previous post, and I do get it. I'm sorry.

Becks said...

Loved the jokes. Hope you feel better after your long post....it's a really tough situation, I know exactly how you feel.

Cibele said...

LOL... I needed this laught. Thanks for the jokes.

Imogen and David said...

http://www.fertilityplus.org/faq/humor/ihumor.html

I've got this link in my toolbar :) Love most of them! Longer ones are worth a read too.