Go read Mel's post. Actually, it's really the comments that are the treasure trove.
If you are easily offended or don't enjoy what Mel has coined LSOs (Lovingly-Spoken Obscenities), then perhaps you shouldn't read it after all. But if you think "skank," "fuckstick," "whore," and "fucknut" are great things to call your friends and favorite relatives, then this post and it's ensuing comments are right up your alley.
I have yet to find someone to top Tammy's offering, it made me laugh out loud.